What is YOUR Hell?!?

Welcome to Ned&Smizzle

I'm Ned Shoutout 2 my patnah Smizzle from Texas. Anyway do you ever wonder what your hell would be. What would make you go insane. Make you want to die all over again. Go back to living with your parents. Take standardized tests. Well today while walking back Smiz had a moment of revelation and found the worst hell ever.

We go to an HBCU in ATL GA ... and we have a "promenade" a fancy ass name for a walk way. Anyway it gets HOT here so everybody be outside ...standing. I KNO!!! There are a few Promenade rules:

1. DO NOT walk alone (unless with headphones)

2. Dress to Impress (unless your an athlete don't even look at the sweats!)

3. DO NOT stand on corners ( You will be mistaken as a hoe!)

4. DO NOT walk in front of Ware Hall those dudes are thirsty

5. DO NOT wear any divine nine colors you WILL be called out!
6. If you MUST waer stilletos dont trip...nobody cares how cute you looked b4

ON the Promenade You will be subjected to the endless beats of Jeezy, Wayne and Rick Ross...(I am the biggest boss you've seen this far by the way), coming from the oversized sound systems in the backs on candy painted Chevy's with 30" rims (Insert Smizzle Head Shake Here)

You will be called "AY GIRL" and U Betta not drop your groceries from Publix

What if you were subjected to this endlessly, You are 19 forever and eternally a "PYT" from the gross old men who drive by. As far as I am concerned this is worse than any hot sweltering pit of the underworld...did Revelations mention the Promenade if so I missed it!

Much Love ...Your Fave Colored Girls
NED AND SMIZZLE