The Ned and Smizzle Experience....you have been warned.

So, today marks the first day of me and Ned's experiment. One week straight of eating food from the school cafeteria. As with any modern day experiment, there will be webcam video diaries, testimony from our associates/peers, and a fancy power point with charts and graphs.
Objective: Eat nothing but cafeteria food for one week straight( well, maybe until friday)
Hypothesis: We'll get food poisoning/dramatic weight loss/dizziness/headaches/malnutrition....you get where I'm going with this.
Hopefully with this experiment Ned and I will be able to expose HBCU cafe food for what it really is, dog food.
We'll keep you updated!
~Smizzle

An open letter to Educo Learning System

Dear Educo,
When we first met, I couldn't stand ya stank azz. I didn't like your blue and orange template, and I hated how you gave my computer a system checkup everytime I logged in. I remember when you were closed down for maintenance I was mad as hell. You could've told me ahead of time, but thats all in the past. These past 8 months have been some of the best of my life. You make me laugh, you make me cry. You have me refreshing my assessment list to make sure you havent posted a new assignment and I find myself checking my grade and admiring your extraordinary math skills all the time. So I just wanted to tell you that even though after this semester we won't be crossing paths as often, you'll always have a place in my heart. Hopefully I will see your blue and orange smiling face again. The next time I have a web enhanced class I will think of you.
You friend,
Smizzle.
P.S. I'm gonna give a shoutout to Professor Irumva who introduced me and Educo. Without you this wouldn't be possible!

What is YOUR Hell?!?

Welcome to Ned&Smizzle

I'm Ned Shoutout 2 my patnah Smizzle from Texas. Anyway do you ever wonder what your hell would be. What would make you go insane. Make you want to die all over again. Go back to living with your parents. Take standardized tests. Well today while walking back Smiz had a moment of revelation and found the worst hell ever.

We go to an HBCU in ATL GA ... and we have a "promenade" a fancy ass name for a walk way. Anyway it gets HOT here so everybody be outside ...standing. I KNO!!! There are a few Promenade rules:

1. DO NOT walk alone (unless with headphones)

2. Dress to Impress (unless your an athlete don't even look at the sweats!)

3. DO NOT stand on corners ( You will be mistaken as a hoe!)

4. DO NOT walk in front of Ware Hall those dudes are thirsty

5. DO NOT wear any divine nine colors you WILL be called out!
6. If you MUST waer stilletos dont trip...nobody cares how cute you looked b4

ON the Promenade You will be subjected to the endless beats of Jeezy, Wayne and Rick Ross...(I am the biggest boss you've seen this far by the way), coming from the oversized sound systems in the backs on candy painted Chevy's with 30" rims (Insert Smizzle Head Shake Here)

You will be called "AY GIRL" and U Betta not drop your groceries from Publix

What if you were subjected to this endlessly, You are 19 forever and eternally a "PYT" from the gross old men who drive by. As far as I am concerned this is worse than any hot sweltering pit of the underworld...did Revelations mention the Promenade if so I missed it!

Much Love ...Your Fave Colored Girls
NED AND SMIZZLE